
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Seeing double

Monday, November 01, 2010
Jamie likes to be bad abroad!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Quick update,
Monday, October 11, 2010
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
My diabolical tea scheme
Each morning I purchase, from the coffee bar downstairs, a large cup of tea for 40p. But unbeknownst to the establishment I have, over the weeks, amassed a selection of teas in my desk drawer. For herbal or green teas I reuse the café’s paper cup and all I have to do is add hot water from the coffee machine before I can enjoy a steaming cup of bliss.
For a cup of PG Tips I have a far more sinister tactic. I reuse the café’s paper cup, pop in a tea bag and hot water and head for the elevator. Once in the lobby I make my way over to the café but instead of going to the counter I aim slightly to the right and walk up to the carafe’s. It’s at this point that I adopt a nonchalant aire and casually milk up my brew ‘till it’s colouration indicates the perfect timing for delicate application to my pallet.
Minor infringement or massive disgrace? Have a look at the math and you be the judge …
Black tea
40p x 2 cups a day x 5 days a week x 16 weeks = £64 total savings
Herbal/Green tea
50p x 2 cups a day x 5 days a week x 16 weeks = £80 total savings
Please note that the only real cost to the café is a splash of milk which probably only measures a cup every 2 days. The rest is just good economics!